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CAUTION: Running through glass could cause bodily harm.

This will now be mandatory and liberals will hold a national day in my Avery's honor.

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Mr. (not my)

[WayneS]

Yes, and they’ll call the legislation “Jonrynn’s Law”

And a few years from now the ‘Lifetime Movie Network’ will make a nanny-statist, tear-jerker movie about it called: “The First Cut is The Deepest - The Jonrynn Avery Story”.