Oh man, these jokes almost write themselves.
Cool! A toilet you have to stand up from and sit back down on to flush.
It gives new meaning to the Blue Swirl of Death!
“Oh man, I have to install Winflows(tm) Service Pack Number 2 in order to take a crap.”
It gives new meaning to the term, “You must be LOGGED on!”
Hell ... Washington don't need no taxes ... they are ... by God .... self sufficient.
(If this shit works)
pun intended