Posted on 07/22/2011 2:05:46 PM PDT by massmike
I am sure he/she will be a virgin on their wedding night.
Carrying one or the other over the threshold may be a problem, unless they take turns, and which one will throw the bouquet.
Their names aren’t “Neal and Bob”?
Imagine how the other 87 couples who CAN get married feel about losing a contest of wedding prizes to a couple who CAN’T.
They broadcast their entry to every queer publication in the country asking for votes. They got them. Now the local citizens need to stop buying the Journal. A boycott certainly is in order.
The chances are excellent you don't want to know.
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