[calex59]

When a smoker says “mind if I smoke?” I sometimes ask them “mind if I fart?”. If it is the first time they have heard that old joke they are taken back but if they have heard it before they usually say “sure go ahead”. LOL!

A smoker is polite enough to ask your permission to smoke and instead of thanking him for asking and politely refusing permission, you have to give them a smart assed answer guaranteed to piss most people off. No wonder smokers hate non smokers.

[Ditter]

The only smokers I have ever said that to were the ones who were already lighting up and expected me to say go ahead. My insulting comment gave them the permission they wanted.

[Gabz]

No wonder smokers hate non smokers.

Smokers don't hate non-smokers. They despise ANTI-smokers.

There actually is a difference. I have never included Ditter in the "ANTI" crowd.