[El Sordo]

What if NeonZX turns out to have the first name of Mike?

I can’t wait!

[Tex-Con-Man]

What if NeonZX turns out to have the first name of Mike?

I've recently been diagnosed with advanced mockery dementia. Is Mike the real name of NeonZX, or are you practicing the elusive art of sarcasm?

Although I'm no longer certain I could tell the difference, a sarcasm-free response would be appreciated.