Oh, I don’t know. Once we start getting lax with our woodpecker laws it’s a slippery slope to all hell breaking loose!
Oh great! Now I’m going to have the Woody Woodpecker song stuck in my brain for the rest of the day!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDtn1YijeiI
Off with their head.
They had someone dyslexic in the office, they wrote up the report instead of reading Wood Pecker, it said Pecker Wood.
They assumed it was a threat against Congress.
Comments on the TV's website generally follow those on here -- bureaucratic overreaction, over regulation, no common sense, good candidate for budget cut etc. One humorous one with more than a grain of salt:
Learn from this. Next time you see one of these birds injured on your property hit it with a shovel and bury it.