I’m currently living in wonderful Alachua County. Lots of special people here.
You’re a gator? Cool. I live in the county that arrested 8 senior citizens for playing poker in a trailer park recreation center... Some time back a freeper made a list of some of the crazy things that happened in Florida. When he was done I conceded he was right - lots of nuts here....
So things haven’t changed since I was there, eh?