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Ohaha's beating out Joe Btfsplk as the world's worst jinx.

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Obama manifests elements of schizophrenia--a mental disorder that makes it difficult to tell the difference between real and unreal experiences, to think logically, to have normal emotional responses.

The symptoms are all there:

(1) The urge to hurt someone (manifested by conducting FBI surveillance on innocent conservatives).

(2) Feeling hopeless or overwhelmed coupled with the urge to escape (numerous vacations and golf outings).

(3) Seeing things that aren't really there (bedeviled by thoughts of a vengeful Tea Party).

(4) Obsessing about phantom enemies (continually blaming GW Bush for a failed economy).

(5) Feeling he cannot leave the White House (the urge to raise a billion dollars to get reelected).

(6) Being unable to care for himself (financing ACORN, La Raza and other subversive groups as his private militia).

When he gets kicked out of office, Americans will look back on the short-lived Obama Era as the Age of The Misfit. He promulgated policies---not to confirm and advance the stability of a world-class culture. He catered to the Third World, to dictators, terrorists, tyrants------to every misfit on the planet.