“Unexpected” 1 Shot Whiskey
“Tea party” 1 shot Vodka
“Inherited” 1 shot Gin
“Sacrifice” 1 shot Rum
Beer chasers for any other catch phrases.
But remember”
Get drunk with dignity
Keep in mind that just because a bulldog licks your face
its not necessary to lick him back
Stay away from drinks with names like
brain seizure or hippo laxative
Get drunk with dignity
If a bar has human ears nailed ot the walls
don’t pass out there
and if your homemade jello has some goldfish in it
you used the wrong bowl
And there are phrases you must learn to avoid
phrases like
“that badge looks stupid”
and
“I can prove these shoes are fireproof”
(Tim Cavanaugh: `Get Drunk with Dignity’)