[NVDave]

Free trade, baby. Just faking the ID’s that American’s won’t fake.

[raccoonradio]

Yes—and enjoy your flight, Mr. Atta...

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from The Simpsons, to tune of It Was a Very Good Year:

When I was 17, I drank a very good beer
I drank a very good beer I bought with a fake ID
My name was “Brian McGee”, I sat and listened to Queen
When I was 17