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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

In the happenstance of a dog attack, you need to do three things.

1. Grab an umbrella or stick and wave it at the dog. The dog will grab the umbrella as if it is an extention of your arm.

2. With an aluminum bat, from Wal-mart, hit the dog on the head.

3. Keep hitting until death occurs.


11 posted on 08/18/2011 8:14:59 AM PDT by Jonty30
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To: Jonty30

“3. Keep hitting until death occurs.”

Whose death? That blow to the head of such a dog, while it is launched in a lethal assault, had better be accurately aimed or it will serve only to further enrage.


78 posted on 08/18/2011 11:02:04 AM PDT by Elsiejay
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