As long as I don’t have to see the speedo in open view.
I hear you on that one, FRiend! You haven't lived until you've been to Walt Disney World and seen dough-white European men in itty bitty bikini briefs, white socks, and sandals!!! Skinny or fat, they all look just as bad in them!!! They all oughtta be arrested!!! ;^)
ON THE OTHER HAND, I had the great pleasure of meeting Lenny Krayzelburg (Olympic swimmer) once, and you had better believe ... that's one guy any red-blooded American woman (yours truly, for example!) would practically insist on seeing "in open view" in a Speedo!!
*sigh* My stars. On a scale of 1 to 10, the guy was a million. And he was sweet and humble, too! *swoon*