Completed complex with security personel and an ambitious admirer, waiting to get in and see "the one"
Posted on 08/19/2011 9:36:49 AM PDT by KyGeezer
Welcome to the Barack Obama Presidential Library and Museum
Sometime after 2016, the world will celebrate the opening of the Barack Obama Presidential Library and Visitor Experience. In the best traditions of past presidential libraries, it will probably feature galleries, public experiences, theatrical presentations and more, capturing the leadership, the human drama, the agonizing decisions, the achievements and the legacy of the Obama presidency.
This unofficial fan site is dedicated to the celebration of that visitor experience. Here you will find preliminary information and links to news about the coming Obama Presidential Library and Museum
Today, we are still early in Obama’s first term as president. It is way too early for anyone to begin planning his presidential library. But when that planning begins, you will read about it here.
(Excerpt) Read more at barackobamapresidentiallibrary.com ...
His speech on teleprompter #1. His speech on teleprompter #2. His speech on teleprompter #3. His speech on teleprompter #4.....And a few really cool photo ops.
It'll look a lot like a building full of church pews, with the teleprompters lined up in rows.
If there's a charge to enter, the place will be as empty as a smelly outhouse.
Behind the museum will be a building containing the real story of Hussain Oboma. There will be pictures of unemployment lines, empty homes, food stamps scattered around the towns, because the food trucks will have been looted. Shards of glass will be piled up in boxes from the looted store windows. Cars will stand empty due to the lack of available fuel. Pictures of the middle east imploding, and headless bodies dripping blood in the sand.
THIS museum will make a fortune, because every mother will see to it her children learn the consequences of unfettered liberalism, so it never happens again.
The Grand Opening will be made by Geraldo Rivera and the contents will be the same as the Vault he opened up on live TV a few years ago. Dust and moths.
Completed complex with security personel and an ambitious admirer, waiting to get in and see "the one"
Like in “Dreams from My Father,” there will be an exhibit devoted to Bill Ayers’ old girlfriends.
The birth certificate will be presented in the form of a hologram, so visitors will be able to put their hands through it and see that it is not really there.
The subject matter of the exhibits will pass directly from high school to law school, and uniformed thugs will slap in the face any visitor who asks about his college years.
“Today, we are still early in Obama’s first term as president.”
First, he’s never been a real president and whatever one might want to call it, IT IS HIS LAST.
Will he follow Clintons design and simply stack mobile homes? Will there be Greek columns? Maybe it will be a muslim mosque.
I suggest a simple, yet tasteful, gallows be constructed and a couple porta potties placed nearby. A Copy of his book, “Wet Dreams Of Who I Guess Is My Father”, could be placed in both of the restrooms.
For it’s artistic value, I think some artist should do a bust of Obama’s ears, just his ears. It could be placed along side of an accurate rendition of the knuckle draggers monster butt along with her bigger than life belt collection.
Okay, I’ll stop. ;>)
Wait.... I am thinking of obtaining a copy of Obamacare, enclosing it in a block of clear plexiglass and placing that into an aquarium full of (1)swine urine. This is just for artistic purposes.
It seems that an Obama library is already starting up in Yorba Linda, Calif. In 2007, the Richard Nixon presidential library became a National Archives facility in order to get the presidential papers which, by law, belong to the National Archives. Since the library became a part of the government, it has been run by a director who is a fanatic Obama partisan as well as a Nixon-hater, and who wants to totally redo the library. One o the first new changes is a picture of Obama greets visitors in the lobby.
He better get Mooshelle started with the Cow Dung.
http://gallery.exoticwildlifephotos.com/africa-masai/h1BD36ABF#h1bd36abf
Goes with post #26
(1) swine
1 a pig.
2 ( pl. same or swines) informal a person regarded by the speaker with contempt and disgust : what an arrogant, unfeeling swine!
Seems we had similar thoughts on what it would look like. LOL
Post #26 & #30.
I went back and read your post... it was quite good. LOL
You’d better believe it will be built. How else would him and the misus living large without actually have to earn it?
The library will contain pure fantasy or it will be empty of real documents. Probably only films of the fainting females, school kids singsong “Barrack Obama, mmm mmm mmm”
2016 is correct, see my analysis in the post above yours
Whatchu want to bet that there will be an extensive exit to the library. First you'll be subjected to a full body x-ray, and a pat-down grope from a nation of islam thug. Then on to the shaking station where you will stand on a vibrating grate, and high-volume suction will remove all of the money and jewelry on your person. Then ... and only then ... will you get to stand next to a wax figure of Michelle to have your picture made.
They are still considering giving each exiting person a small ice cream cone with sprinkles of green peas.
I thought it would be the rock he crawled out from under.
A very large concrete pipe, placed in such a way as to have the wind constantly blowing through it
“Build it in the ghettos of Chicago or Detroit and see how long it lasts.”
Ironically the downtown Detroit library has survived decades of neglect, lootings, and other abuse. My assumption was, while everyone looted the Macy’s and the other former high class downtown stores, no one really cared for the library enough to loot it. It has been left virtually untouched. It is my vote for the Obama Presidential library, simply because it would come cheapest for the taxpayers.
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