Unless and until she's fitted with a prosthesis. Then you call her "Peg."
HAHAHA
I’ll have to remember that one. Reminds me of a song
(Think Hee Haw for the tune)
You took out your false eye,
Your peg leg, your false teeth.
Wiped all the features right off of your face.
I wanted to hold you,
To love you, to kiss you,
But you-u-u were scattered all over the place.
Where oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and thought I found true love.
You met another and “pffffft” you were gone.