Keep telling yourself that Mr. Norris. But deep down you KNOW it was because you were ugly. All the other boys were getting molested, some two or three times a day. But not you...
Seriously though, I fantasized about getting molested too. Of course it was by a wild pack of Playboy Bunnies, who had a thing for 13 year old boys. I suppose there were very few packs of Playboy Bunnies who want young boys in the United States.