don’t you know that a good explanation covers all the possibilities (kidding, ducking for cover).... lol
5.8 MAG QUAKE ROCKS DC-NYC
HURRICANE NEXT?
Resident Obama has just confirmed that the DC earthquake occurred on a rare and obscure fault-line, apparently known as “Bush's Fault”. Obama also announced that the Secret Service and Maxine Waters continues an investigation of the quake’s suspicious ties to the Tea Party. Conservatives however have proven that it was caused by the founding fathers rolling over in their graves.