[stars & stripes forever]

When I felt my first tremor I practically dove under a table,

I just read it is best to crouch beside a table during an earthquake because a table creates an airspace Anyone under a table would be crushed.

[txhurl]

And in a shootout, go stand in the front doorway.

I don’t know why that struck me as funny. But seriously, we
should ask Perry into looking at moving the Capitol to say,
Central Kansas and only convening Congress during twister season.

No planes flying in = no lobbyists.

[luckystarmom]

Best to stand under a doorway. They are reinforced. It’s what they teach us in California.