Yeah, some columns just write themselves...and some columnists need that. Mockery is helpful too, it doesn’t take a lot of research, any snot on the playground can make fun of someone.
Recent tweets from @RickPerryFacts about Rick Perry
• Each night before they go to sleep, Barack Obama makes Michelle check under the bed for Rick Perry.
• Popeye opens a can of Rick Perry before a fight.
• Atheists believe in rick perry
• Obama lists him as his emergency contact.
• Rick Perry once played in Texas without having a fiddle in his band.
• Remember how bad Y2K was supposed to be? Remember how nothing bad happened at midnight? Yeah, thank Rick Perry for that one.
• Rick Perry checked up on Annie, and yes, she is okay.
• Rick Perry once won the Indianapolis 500 in a rickshaw pulled by a small gerbil.
• If Rick Perry had starred in the movie “300”, the film would have been called “1”.
• As President, Rick Perry will protect the Secret Service.
The most fascinating man in the world doesn’t always vote, but when he does, he votes for Rick Perry.
“Sorry about the earthquake, DC. That was just Rick Perry getting off his horse.”