Ya know, I thought I was reading satire.
Then I saw the picture of Melody Studebaker, who looks like the grill of a ‘49 Commander and had second thoughts.
This may not be satire. And it is California!
My favorite line from the Broadway musical Guys and Dolls, which opened in 1950--"I hope you get stabbed by a Studebaker."
1950 Studebaker