[slowhandluke]

Ask them to sit in front of a keyboard and learn OOP and C++. The future is theirs.

You forgot to add - Learn Farsi or Hindi or Mandarin, as that is what your co-workers will speak.

[Cronos]

well, most Indian programmers are from Southern India, so instead of Hindi, you may need to learn Telugu or Kannada or Malayalam or Tamil or maybe even Marathi/Konkani :)