What if they get notes from their doctors verifying that they suffer from chronic constipation? Next case...;)
Maybe they were slaughtering a goat....Oh...sorry applies to Afghan Airlines only....
Tell them to eat a McDonalds “Big Mac’ before getting on the plane.That will move them.
Constipation is not a problem for Big Mac’s
When they see what it costs to dispatch a jetfighter, they will sh1t.