[Mase]

Ron White makes me laugh:

• Texas has the death penalty and we use it! That's right. You kill somebody in Texas, we will kill you right back! That's our policy!

• Other states are trying to abolish the death penalty. My state's putting in the express lane.

• I heard this one guy protesting an execution, saying the guy was too crazy to go to the chair. [imitates protester] "Well, he's so crazy that he won't know he's being executed!" [as himself] "So, what are we arguing about?" I mean, if he won't know & it'll make me feel better, strap him in!

[goat granny]

Ron White was one of the funniest commedians to come along in quite a while.....I heard him say to the audience one time that a lot of parents have brought their children and he said his routines are not for children...he can be a little raw for children....