[bkopto]

Obama no longer finds joy in the political back-and-forth, has seemed increasingly listless to associates, and is generally exhibiting the litany of signs that late-night cable commercials will tell you add up to depression.

OK then - why doesn't he resign already?

Hey, Kenyan, retire and go goat-herding with your Masai bruthas in Kenya, and take the first Wookie with you - give yourself (yet another) break!

[Bedford Forrest]

Hey, Kenyan, retire and go goat-herding with your Masai bruthas in Kenya,

I know you meant no harm to the reputation of the Maasai but the undocumented, pencil-necked faggot [Obama] from Nairobi couldn't hack the most basic initiation rites required to become a Maasai warrior. Don't recall where I read about them [Robert Ruark, maybe]but they are a very proud warlike people full of dignity and courage. They stalk large, dangerous game armed with spears, for crying out loud. Their wealth is measured in cattle, not goats, IIRC. They would consider Hussein Obunga a very weak sister, indeed. Lion bait, maybe, but never a member of their brotherhood of warriors.