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To: Mountain Bike Vomit Carnage

It seems that it might be better to dress in layers, stuff clean underwear into your pockets and buy whatever clothes you need...... once you arrive at your destination.


10 posted on 09/21/2011 9:57:06 AM PDT by Gator113 (Palin 2012, period.....)
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To: Gator113

Why wait until you arrive at your destination? Just stuff clean underwear into your pockets all the time. What if you get hit by a bus? My mother always worried about me getting hit by a bus. Never a car or truck, always a bus. What, do bus drivers drive around looking for kids with dirty underwear to hit? “Always wear clean underwear,” She’d say. “What if you get hit by a bus?” That’s how they could tell the kids with good mothers at the emergency room.
“Oh...look....this one has on new Fruit-Of-The-Looms. He’s got a good mother.”
“Brown striper on this one. His mother should be in jail.”


16 posted on 09/21/2011 10:12:41 AM PDT by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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