I’ve thought about it.
If Israel needs another rifleman, they have but to ask.
Dear Onona:
We could use another rifleman. If you’re qualified, contact our consulate. Bring friends.
Religion’s not a consideration. We have in our ranks Christians, Muslims, Druze, atheists, Hasidic and other varieties of Jews. All who sincerely wish to serve are welcome.
Very truly yours,
Israel