We went to the Moon to hunt for the mysterious black monolith from 2001: A Space Odyssey.
We might have, if we'd also had that Hilton station in orbit, with the Pan Am shuttle to take us there. It's 10 years after 2001.
I want my dammed ride to the station!
I've been waiting for it since 1968. How the hell am I supposed to get my ashes spread into orbit, which was my backup plan if the commercial shuttle wasn't ready before I got too old to fly on it.