[Alex Murphy]

MESOPOTAMIA (Ohio)- The invasion of a Mesopotamia home in which a man's beard and a woman's hair were cut was one in a series of Amish-on-Amish attacks across four eastern Ohio counties, including two on Tuesday, investigators said.

Amish terrorists strike!

[Augustinian monk]

The invasion of a Mesopotamia home in which a man’s beard and a woman’s hair were cut was one in a series of Amish-on-Amish attacks across four eastern Ohio counties, including two on Tuesday, investigators said.

Midnight sack races could get Amish yutes off the streets.