“an ennui-induced coma”
I’m kinda curious what it’s like for Parker to wake up in the morning and see “an ennui-induced coma” looking back in the mirror. Must be a bitch. Oh, wait, that’s what Parker is...
It’s probably okay on her slut-o-meter.
She wakes up in morning: Oh, God, I’m an irrelevant slut.
God: Yes, i planned you that way.
Parker: Can I change that?
God: Depends. How many coupons you got to buy my favorite chocolate doughnuts?
Parker: God, I don’t have any.
God: Well, then to hell with you.