Authentic Conservative? ... Check
All three stools of conservatism: Fiscal, Social and National Defense? ... Check
No DISqualifying past? ... Check
Articulate? Clean? Storybook? ... Check
Can string three words together without the need for a teleprompter? ... Check
HERMAN CAiN!
Can string three words together without the need for a teleprompter? ... Check
or saying ‘uh’ ...Check