Posted on 10/11/2011 10:53:08 AM PDT by mk2000
Michelle’s Bad Eating Habits Scientifically Chronicled by Keith Koffler on October 11, 2011, 10:33 am
Does Michelle really over-satiate herself on adipose-inducing feasts while lecturing kids to clean up their diets?
Yes, according to the most scientific study to date.
Obviously intending to counter Michelle’s critics, food writer Marian Burros, working for POLITICO, treated herself to lunch and/or dinner at “the 33 or more restaurants in the Washington area” where Michelle has grazed in Washington since her husband took office.
Can you imagine? Such diligence and sacrifice.
The result is a classic unintended scientific finding. Burros appears to have set out to prove that Mrs. Obama eats like an undernourished wild rabbit, citing the “vitriol” poured on her concerning her food habits by “anti-Obama blogs.”
In fact, Burros finds – though she doesn’t acknowledge it – that the excess weight Michelle is usually carrying around was not put there by a mysterious and unwelcome Act of God.
She eats poorly.
(Excerpt) Read more at whitehousedossier.com ...
Dipped in lard.
But cake is unhealthy!
When Paula Deen met Michelle Obama, it wasn't exactly the queen of butter versus the first lady of garden greens. Deen, known for her delicious not-so-good-for-you recipes like Gooey Butter Cake, said the two women had more in common than you might expect. "Well, I did a show with Michelle and I just loved being with her," Deen told Yeas & Nays. "She probably ate more than any other guest I've ever had on the show —she kept eating even during commercials." Deen taught Obama how to fry shrimp during a TV segment in September before the 2008 presidential election. "You know what their favorite foods are — it's hot wings, you know, those kinds of foods that are not necessarily top-of-the-list healthy foods, so she's no different than the rest of us," Deen said.
“so she’s no different than the rest of us,” Deen said.”
Oh yes she is!
Her hubby the `rat
Could eat no fat.
His fat-azzed wife could eat no lean.
In between them both, you see
They licked the platter clean.
News of the Future:
Dateline Chicago June 2015.
Friends worried about Michelle’s health as her weight tops 300 lbs.
Love it! But we all know that won’t happen since she is married to the smartest bestest thing to EVER happen to America. Tony told us so.
They don’t call her “Moo”-chelle for nothin. lol
Less for us more for her.
If Michelle’s monster butt gains 10 more pounds, the postal service is going to give it it’s own Zip code.
If someone said to haul a$$ it would take her two trips to get to the door.
Seems they have licked everyones platters clean.
33 restaurants, some on mulitiple occasions, while a staff of chefs are available in the white house kitchen.
I agree with the wall street occupiers except for their reasons and locations.
Come on. Keeping each of those butt cheeks alive must be like trying to feed a teenage boy. She is eating for three. Cut her some slack.
“Butt cake is unhealthy!”
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