Like the beer commericial says...
"Real men of genius"
"Because people are tired of being fed poison."
You ungrateful bastards expect to be fed?
By who's backbreaking work, you idiots?
You think the food is poison? Don't eat it! Grow your own damn food! Oh, but that would take effort, and work, and you might get some mud on your nike shoes!
Damn leaches!