Oh, phew! If you knew what I was thinking....
I knew what you was thinking. But the Amish boy or Texas boy that is fleet of foot fast enough to fornicate with fauna, in the form of deer, ain't been born yet. (John Wayne voice off)
And I won't say whether any tried or not.
Cow tipping, however, is a recognized sport, in some locales. So is poaching, and sending old Sox back to the barn, alone, at night.
/johnny