Michelle. The jumping jackass.
That pretty well sums it it in nicely alliterative way.
Imagine the good this heifer could have done if she made her "signature issues"
Instead she has spent her time like an airheaded teenager; majoring in acting
goofy, vacationing, and lecturing the entire country on our diet choices while
stuffing her own face on the taxpayers tab with the very best food and drink .