“We aim to please.”
“You aim too, please.”
IMO this calls for a Jane Fonda urinal target.
Around 1976 there was a semisatire news item about a Senate bill to make men and women equal by outlawing just what this restaurant did (TRUTH IS STRANGER THAN FICTION ALERT). Its sponsors said, “Number one is all right but you don’t stand for it.” The article went on to say that the sponsors Sen. McGovern and Kennedy introduced the bill while sitting down.
Anyway, yet another reason not to visit scenic Vancouver which I hear is crime laden and overrun with muzzies.