Time to Go, JoeAmerica needs and deserves a minimally functional Vice President

humanevents ^ | 10/20/11 | j hayward

[bestintxas]

Vice President Joe Biden is the gift that keeps on giving to Republicans. He pumps out the final absurd reduction of Obama policy with a frequency that dismays conservatives who were really looking forward to performing that absurd reduction themselves. For several years, he’s delighted audiences by reading every third word in his talking-point memos, and blurting out hilariously inconvenient truths while holding forth in front of cameras.

Everybody has their favorite Bidenism. Mine came recently, when – in the course of explaining why the GOP is “absolutely strong enough” to defeat his ticket in 2012 – he described the stark choice facing Americans next year as follows:

What I’m counting on, what I read out there, the judgment of the American people to decide… They know the hole we’re in, they know how far we’ve come out, they’re dissatisfied how fast we’re going, and they’re gonna have to choose whether or not the path we have set the country on is the path that we should continue to go, or that we should go back to liberating the economy in the terms… of…

Hell, none of the Republican presidential candidates have expressed the choice between the Obama death spiral and economic liberty with such clarity. It’s a pity Biden realized what he was saying and shut up before finishing that last sentence. I’d love to know what he thinks the Republicans would liberate the economy in terms of.

[bestintxas]

So we have documented a worthless leader as our President who would rather play golf every week, take expensive vacations and campaign rather than govern, and a dysfunctional VP who would be better tending bar than opening his mouth in front of cameras.

What have we done to ourselves?

[US_MilitaryRules]

Speak for yourself! I voted for Sarah Palin! j/k /s

[Texas resident]

And that was the best the dimrat party had to offer.
Think of that.

[layman]

One think is for certain .... our constitutional representative republic form of government doesn’t necessarily result in the best and brightest of us ending up in top leadership positions.

[Christian4Bush]

bump

[liberateUS]

This could be the set up for Obama to dump him, and bring in the Hilabeast.

[frankenMonkey]

Oh, Joe’s out alright.
Gonna be replaced on the ticket by a Latina.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

Don't think Cankles has the fire in the belly anymore.

[Red Badger]

He IS ‘minimally functional’........barely.........

[IMR 4350]

Psychopaths never change, they always have the fire in the belly.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

I think Hillary would prefer to kick back and enjoy the Red Chinese kickbacks she and Bill got for the Loral Space missile secrets.

[GOPJ]

What have we done to ourselves?

As Tonto said to the Lone Ranger at Custer's Last Stand - What you mean 'we', white man...

[NTHockey]

Old Joe wouldn’t last five minutes tending bar. Let’s face it, he’s in the job he is harmless in. That is to say, being an elected official of his calibre is preferable to letting him do what he REALLY wants to do - rape, murder and steal.

If we had no elected-for-life politicians, Old Joe would be up on the Post Office wall.

[Young Werther]

Somebody needs to steal his BLOOPERPROMTER!

[JusPasenThru]

It’s a fine article but the writer misses the point, at least a little.

When Smokin’ Joe accuses the Tea Party of being terrorists, the media has no more interest in that than covering the announcement that 2+2=4. I mean, darn it, what’s there to argue about? It’s true, isn’t it? Nothing to see here. Move along.

He possesses Ideological Purity. It’s all good.

[The Free Engineer]

That might be the strategy. And could be a good one.

The question is how is Joe going to feel about being thrown under the bus? If he is angry about it he could do damage. What is the post-dump bribe required for Joe to keep his mouth shut and can BO afford it?

[BobP]

He IS ‘minimally functional’........barely.........

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Click to hear Obama -- ''We want a slice of the pie''
Click to hear Pelosi -- ''Most Ethical''
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Click to hear John Conyers -- ''Read the bill''
Click to hear Al Sharpton -- ''But resist we much''
Click to hear Rangel -- ''I'm here''
Click to hear Warren -- ''Taxation''

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Countdown until Zer0 leaves Office: 457 days as of October 20, 2011.

[Arrowhead1952]

And that was the best the dimrat party had to offer.
Think of that.

Add that dumbo was the best the rat party had to offer for the top job.

[IMR 4350]

The left believes they are on the verge of achieving their 40+ year wet dream of overthrowing the US govt. and creating a socialist Utopia.

There is no way Hillary is going to sit on the sidelines and watch.

[paul51]

I'm wondering if biden is having health issues. In the video of him with the Human Events guy, he looks kind of sickly and appears to have lost some weight.