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Re: Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told BBC Persia Wednesday that the State Department plans to set up a "virtual embassy" in Tehran by the end of the year to answer questions about how Iranians can study or travel in the United States.

Gadzooks! You cannot... make this stuff up!

What planet... do these folks live on?

The only possible consolation is that when these Iranian students... set off the nukes in Washington, we get to elect a full new clean slate--

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The only possible consolation is that when these Iranian students... set off the nukes in Washington, we get to elect a full new clean slate--

So there is an upside to all of this. Can we ask that they at least use a neutron bomb to keep the buildings and the amazing contents of the museums?