From when I was in the Navy, one of the most popular Protestant Chaplains on base, an LCDR and a weekly contributor to the base newspaper, was arrested for shoplifting.
In fact, he was due in the Base theater to give the Opening Prayer at some kind of award ceremony that afternoon, when suddenly he got the urge to steal a pair of shoes...
Weird...
Who knew shoplifting was such a rush! lol So here’s my pathetic “shop lifting” story: Do you remember those long flat pieces of taffy sold in dime stores when we were kids? They were a nickle - I bought one and got to the car and realized I had two stuck together. I was about 6 years old and started crying thinking I was going to be in trouble for stealing! My Mother told me to just take the extra one back inside and tell them what happened. It was so traumatic. I never stole anything in my entire life.