Mah frens...and you ahr mah frens...we've got these two pots of money...this pot ovah heah, th' operatin' budget...we've got moh money goin out than's comin in...but that pot oah theah, th' soshal s'cur'ty budget, it's got moh money comin' in than's goin out.
So, all we need to do, mah frens, is put those two pots t'gether. Heah? Put those two pots of money t'gether...and there will be as much money comin' in as goin' out. We can affahd to faht a wahr in Souff Vi't Nahm AND faht a wahr on povi'ty.
Thank you, mah frens...and Gawd Bless 'Merica.
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And thank YOU, Mr. President, you corrupt, duplicitous asshole.
Just as I remember it - and you got the accent about perfect as well!