I thought they were trying to figure out how to get more minorities to visit Yosemite. Now I’m really confused you varmints!
Oh come on now you know the answer to that...government subsided hotel room rentals so folks can go to the new casinos and vegas-style shows because you wouldn’t want people to actually interact with the great out doors by camping outside. I mean that would be like the derelicts camping out in the city parks and I’m sure you know who I mean - ows.
It would all be so funny if it weren’t so damn frightening and sad.