Some years ago, a muslim outfit bought a cemetary in Burnsville, MN. They have set aside a portion of it for muslims. So far, two suicide Somali bombers have had their remains interred there. This will make three, when they scrape up his pieces and ship him home.
My brother died in 1981 and is buried in this same cemetary. I have custodial rights to three more family plots there. If I can’t keep this latest news from my 94 year-old Mother, it’s going to kill her.
I would suggest that some nice pig remains spread around the Muslim part of the cemetery might be something to consider.