[Paladin2]

"..a lot of the women complaining about him claimed they'd seen him drop pencils and pens to get down to look up their dresses."

Well,

Two points:

At least they didn't complain when he looked down their dresses (or through them).

It's probably a good idea to find out if it's worth an overture before one commits. Look before you leap.

[muawiyah]

Hmm, why do I get the feeling you knew this guy. He passed away about 10 years ago ~ just in case you didn’t know.