[Harmless Teddy Bear]

You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

Darlin' we invented them. So we get to name them. Deal with it.

12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of America

Japan, Cuba, Canada and the Dominican Republic are astonished to learn that they are America. Especially Japan. Talk about not being aware of the world outside your boaders...

[An.American.Expatriate]

Darlin' we invented them. So we get to name them. Deal with it.

Talk about not being aware of the world outside your boaders...

sheesh, what an uptight thread today - it is a JOKE!