[Sea Parrot]

LOL. When younger I had a lot of pretty office girls look at me when they walked by. But not because they liked me, they just didn’t trust me with that big buffer I was polishing the hallway with.

[This Just In]

You wouldn’t happen to know my better half, would you? :^)

[I see my hands]

"they just didn’t trust me with that big buffer I was polishing the hallway with."

Caution! Coarseness ahead. Highlight to read. Do nothing to ignore.

Per these women's claims they didn't trust Cain's big buffer in their hallways, either.