More questions for Sharon Bialek:
1. Would it be accurate to say he tickled your fancy?
2. Was it good for you too?
3. Was it your under ware, pantyhose or skin that he fondled?
4. Were you wearing under ware or did you come prepared for this encounter?
5. While one of his hands was stroking your kitty and another of his hands trying to force your head to do a lap dance, what was his third hand doing?
6. Did you try to unzip his zipper with your teeth?
7. Do you have boobs?
8. Who wrote your story? Does this person live in Hollywood?
9. Are you a relative of P.T. Barnum?
10. Did your boyfriend confront Mr. Cain? If not, what does your boyfriend use for balls?
More questions for those of you who give this story credibility:
1. Would you like to buy some land?
2. Would you like to buy a bridge?
3. Do fantasies like this excite you?
4. Do you think the media has ever told the truth about anything?
5. When she asked Mr. Cain if he didn’t know she had a boyfriend, was she just playing hard to get?
2. Did you do your own hair and make up for the press conference?
3. Were the clothes you wore for the press conference clothes you owned and brought from Chicago?
4. Have you ever contacted anyone at Politico?
5. Can you provide us phone records, text and emails that were exchanged between you, Gloria Allred, Politico and any one else involved in your coming forward?
6. Do you know the other women who were compensated for harassment allegations while employed at NRA?