“Well that sounded crappy. Sounded like a guy in a hole hollering over another guy in a different hole all covered by static...”
If this had been an actual emergency, you would have no idea what it was about. Lol.
All we got was five seconds of dead air.
These people could f*** up a cup of coffee.
“This is a test of the emergency broadcast system. If this had been an actual emergency, we would have fled in terror and you would not have been informed.”