Good one.
I was trying to remember things my kids have said that were funny.
My son was perhaps 7 or so. The older neighbor kid called his sister “pyscho”. My boy defended the sister and yell at the boy “yeah - well you’re GARBAGE!”
We explained to him that it was not okay to call people “garbage”. He replied “Well he called her RECYCLE!” (I immediatly realized that the school indoctrination of environmentalism was taking hold!)
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I had just bought a new truck - a Chevy Avalanche. I took the kids up into the mountains to go play in the snow. We passed by a cannon up on a stand, and was telling them they use that to shoot artillery shells to knock down the avalanches. About 30 seconds and a half-mile down the road, obviously after thinking about it a bit, my 4 -year old daughter in all seriousness asks “Dad - they’re not going to shoot at our Avalanche are they?”
The bartender says sorry mate we don't serve animals and you'll have to take it outside.
The guys says,mate,this aint no ordinary pig,about a month back,our house caught fire.We were all asleep till woken by the pig running up and down the hallway squealing.He saved us all.
Just last week our youngest fell off the river bank and the pig jumped straight in after him,no hesitation just dragged him outta the water.
The bartender says well bugger me,I've never heard anything like that before,it'd be my pleasure to pour the little fella a beer.
As he leans over to give the pig his beer he notices one of it's legs missing.What's the go with the missing leg?
The guy leans in close and says,mate,when you've got a pig this special,you don't eat him all at once.