[Thunder90]

Uhm, ah, Michael, look in the mirror. You are White. You are Fat. You are part of the so called 1%.

[cicero2k]

Uhm, ah, Michael, look in the mirror. You are White. You are Fat. You are part of the so called 1%.

Sometimes you have to thank God for diabetes, coronary heart disease, hypertension and gravity.

[Frank_2001]

This was written by “Mike Elk”, not Moore, though the two are equally wacky;)