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1 posted on 11/11/2011 8:56:04 AM PST by ProtectOurFreedom
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Dreadful! What will we do without this information?


2 posted on 11/11/2011 8:57:46 AM PST by Tax-chick (Remember our veterans, today and every day!)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
This sounds trivial, but wait until we get overrun with uncounted goats.

I think this is how ancient Rome was finally done in.

5 posted on 11/11/2011 9:00:47 AM PST by SIDENET ("If that's your best, your best won't do." -Dee Snider)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
How many former bureaucrats are walking the streets of DC with "Will count goats for food" signs?

Also, will I still be able to get secret prerelease information on frozen concentrated orange juice production?

7 posted on 11/11/2011 9:02:16 AM PST by KarlInOhio (Herman Cain: possibly the escapee most dangerous to the Democrats since Frederick Douglass.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Just count the number of muslim men in the country and multiply by 3..........


8 posted on 11/11/2011 9:02:51 AM PST by Red Badger (Obama's number one economics advisor must be a Magic Eight Ball.................)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Well, we can start the count here.

We have four: Jake and Ellwood and Blanche and Rose.

We had three others Earl, Earl and Earl but, sadly, they are deceased.

FYI Goats are very fragile healthwise. Once they get bloat or a blocked urinary tract, there is really nothing anyone can do.

:*-(


9 posted on 11/11/2011 9:03:20 AM PST by Cowgirl of Justice
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Hmm, this could have consequences for the computer industry in Texas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BhDhDRvHaGs


10 posted on 11/11/2011 9:03:54 AM PST by Yardstick
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

Liberals say its too expensive to count people, so they want to estimate population, especially those areas high in illegals. To save money, they want to use statistics.

So, liberals out there... how about using statistics to count goats? Some of these goats might be illegals! (actually, I suppose its the ornithologists that REALLY want to count illegals).


13 posted on 11/11/2011 9:07:53 AM PST by C210N (zer0 - a Marxonist spreading the flames of obamunism wherever he goes.)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

I’ve come to realize that all these government departments, which sounded so good and logical in seventh grade civics, are merely a means of giving political supporters tax money; which in turn gets creamed back to the politician/party.


15 posted on 11/11/2011 9:10:39 AM PST by Gen.Blather
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

It’s easier to cut reports than to fire your Democrat friends and relatives.


16 posted on 11/11/2011 9:27:46 AM PST by blueunicorn6 ("A crack shot and a good dancer")
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

If the govt. doesn’t know how many there are that is a good thing and might prevent the govt. from deciding that there are too many of something. The marketplace must decide how many of anything is needed and the marketplace must also decide the value.

Trust the invisible hand. Goat counting comes from central planning which will destroy us.


19 posted on 11/11/2011 9:56:43 AM PST by killermosquito (Buffalo, Detroit (and eventually France) is what you get when liberalism runs its course.)
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To: goat granny

Ping


20 posted on 11/11/2011 10:09:35 AM PST by wideminded
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

22 posted on 11/11/2011 10:11:42 AM PST by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
For the goats to multiply, you must segregate them from muslim men.

I appreciate double entendres...

5.56mm

23 posted on 11/11/2011 10:14:16 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Google is full of references to goat associations, which could pick up the ball and offer reporting on goats in the US. Same for most other livestock and crops.

The notion that if the government doesn't do it, then it can't be done, is silly, and with each passing day we are going to be dependent on the network of associations and charities to fill the gap when the tide of government spending recedes.

41 posted on 11/11/2011 4:32:48 PM PST by Vince Ferrer
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To: ProtectOurFreedom

So when they stop counting pigs will we lose track of the number of federal employees?


44 posted on 11/11/2011 4:50:49 PM PST by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: ProtectOurFreedom
Goats are the oddest looking animals.

When I was in the ad biz, my partner was the art director. We decided to use goats in a poster series for one client.

After sketching one from memory, he dug up some photographs to check his work.

Like your goat, none looked anything like his sketch.

63 posted on 11/12/2011 4:47:22 PM PST by okie01 (THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA: Ignorance On Parade)
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