Really? I think it must be different where you live. There are a lot of “better-than-you” Starbucks patrons around here...
I live in Hillbilly World yet somehow, the granola-crunching, Birkenstock wearing, tie-dyed hippie scum manage to congregate at the local SB to suck down the rank java and suck up the free WiFi.
Every SB must emit some kind of a Freak Beacon signal and only they can hear it.