I always thought as follows:
1st, kissing
2nd, breast groping
3rd, oral
Home, intercourse
grand slam, all of the above on the first date.
I learned these terms in college, which was only about two years ago; however that’s not to say that the terms are universally defined.
To be honest though, I am not surprised. A number of my classmates were obsessed with talking about sex—most of them girls!
I thought a “grand slam” meant having such great, passionate sex with your wife that she cooks you dinner, does the dishes, takes out the trash afterwards, and lets you watch the football game without interruption. But I’ve been married for 20 years and maybe I’m out of the loop.
When I was a kid...we used to say..”Body By Fisher, Toys By Mattel”.
How innocent we were